An alternate ending to How I Met Your Mother: “Now that I’ve told you the story of how I met your mother, its very crucial that you listen to what I say next: Kids, your mom’s on a hunting trip. And she hasn’t been home in a few days.” *Carry On Wayward Son plays*
Scarlett Johansson for Mango (2011 Summer campaign)
100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts
You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow
i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us
I think the most terrifying thing about the whole Malaysia Airlines ordeal is how does a plane just disappear
May using Sif’s sword.
get to know me meme; [1/5] favorite pairings » amy & rory
"I waited. 2,000 years, I waited for you."
Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”