Look at my goofball of a dog. She’s more photogenic than me 🍂🐶🍁
Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though
Emma Watson photographed by Lorenzo Agius for Flare Magazine (2008)
Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.
- Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta?
- No. If anything, I see you as a “bother” figure, because you’re always bothering me.
Class has been slow lately.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun