This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.
FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES
I feel like I just walked in on something very private
how do you get a nice body without moving
I T ’ S F I N E T O B E W E I R D .
It was at times a long, difficult road. But I’m glad it was long and difficult, because if I hadn’t gone through hell to get there, the lesson might not have been as clear. See kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew. I have to love this woman as much as I can, for as long as I can, and never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5 am Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon. Through every speed bump, every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me. And I carried it with me when she got sick. Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, all I could do was thank God. Thank every god there is, or was, or ever will be, and the whole universe and anyone else I could possibly thank, that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform. And that I had the guts to stand up, walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, open my mouth, and speak.
An alternate ending to How I Met Your Mother: “Now that I’ve told you the story of how I met your mother, its very crucial that you listen to what I say next: Kids, your mom’s on a hunting trip. And she hasn’t been home in a few days.” *Carry On Wayward Son plays*
Scarlett Johansson for Mango (2011 Summer campaign)
100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts
You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow